zeldathemes
I live in Bilbo's house.
I'm a high-functioning sociopath

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself


yo yo yo let it go

yo yo yo let it go

ultrafacts:

8 facts about the Harry Potter Movies.

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plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

drewgray:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

i-always-get-the-last-word:

I DONT KNOW WHAT WEIRDER. THE MALFOYS & BELATRIX DANCING, VOLDEMORT STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND HE HAS A NOSEEEE, OR SNAPE HUGGING HARRY LIKE WUTTTT

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.